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Just wait till they test the New Yorkers
The new yorkers are infecting the rats
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Hi I'm Shami and I like warm hugs!!!
He/Him/His
i hate getting advertizing jingles stuck in my head. it’s like… NO, you are NOT allowed to exploit my pattern-recognition and memorization skills that i evolved to survive in an environment where everything wants to eat me to SELL ME INSURANCE!!!
humanity’s neurological evolution, trying to keep me from starving: this is really important. you have to remember this. see how that gazelle moves? it will move the same way every time. so will the sun and the moon and every animal you encounter. release serotonin every time you recognize this so you will survive
me: i see… but what if i never learn this and instead remember nationwide is on your side
(via iconicboyfriend)
I’ve been fantasizing bout some borscht
i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy
This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you
i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways
What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?
then you belong in academia
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footsluts please interact
feetslut??? Is it like attorneys general??